This weeks article is bit different to my usual topics, this one is a bit below the belt, but we all need a bit of a laugh every now and then…
I have thought about having this discussion with my friends, but I thought I would write about it first, that way I get to say everything I need to.
When it comes to personal hygiene, most of the adverts these days mention bacteria and the anti-bacterial qualities of their products, and we all know from advertising that our hands are the dirtiest part of our anatonomy when it comes to bacteria. It makes sense, we touch everything with our hands…
So why oh why are us men told to wash our hands after we have been for a whizz, pee, piddle, etc? Why must we go and touch our masculine extension with hands that are covered in bacteria? It is much cleaner than our hands, or it should be. All it does all day is hang around with it’s two best buddies and get a bit of a scratch every now and then. I’m generalizing here, there are a few who get out to have a bit of action every now and then, but sadly they are in the minority.
Surely it makes sense to wash your hands before you go and take a pee? And if you want to be really hygienic you should wash your hands after as well, especially if you dribbled…
Being a man I can’t really discuss what woman should do, I would think they should do the same, although they don’t have extensions to hold onto. Maybe a brave lass could write a bit on my blog, just click on ‘Leave a comment’ at the bottom of this article…
If you have an opinion, and I know you do, please share it, just click on ‘Leave a comment’ at the bottom of this article…
Next weeks article is titled Rewards & Punishment
Have an awesome week and enjoy the rest of YOUR day!
Agree, hands should be washed before and after. My only gripe is, are your hands really clean? You touch the door handle when you enter a toilet, you have to touch the flushing mechanism, you open the door the door again when you leave…what about the thousands of people before you who dont wash their hands. I have mastered the art of opening doors and flushing mechanisms, this of course for public areas if I really have to go…open door with back, roll off toilet paper, slot in locking mechanism, do my thing, roll off more tissue paper, place over flushing mechanism, fold over toilet paper, open door. Main exit, wait for someone to leave so that they can hold the door open for you to leave, its the polite thing for them to do. Talking about bacteria, the amount of guys I see picking their noses while drive, really digging into that Kimberley hole….the poor guys at the garage who services their cars, the guys who take their cars for test drives, the guys who then have to eat their lunch thereafter, go to the toilet without washing, handling of cash…need i go on…we are covered in bacteria
I had the same thought a long time ago along with endless discussions and just as you say, it makes no sense not to wash your hands prior to ones business. I would have to say before and after, if not some one or thing will always be on the germ receiving end and if i had to choose, it wouldn’t be my member!